Yesterday I tossed out my venerable Lemmiwinks mousepad that I made 3 years ago on artscow.com. It was a dirty, food stained, ratty piece of shit mouse pad, but Lemmipad and I have been through a lot. I dragged that little asshole through 4 apartments. My exes told me to throw him out because he looked like he was harboring a disease (I'm sure he was).
I figured I was doing my 4000dpi gaming mouse an injustice by using that crappy piece of cloth and chinese labor, so I went and bought a SteelSeries QiK mouse pad. I must say that this new and improved mousepad is as smooth as a thaiboy. My only gripe is that it just doesn't have the same personality as Lemmipad. I don't look at it and think "damn that's a great gerbil". So here's to you, Lemmiwinks mousepad. May you live on in infamy and may some homeless guy find you in the trash and use you as dinnerware.
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